Top 10 Worst Lovers

World’s Worst Lovers

A typical girl loves to travelIf you believe that you are one of the typical girls who like and love to travel, here’s one for you. If you are rich enough to travel to the different countries of the world, you might just need someone to hug, embrace, cuddle or even someone you can spend a ‘cold’ night with. This someone might be your long-lost and long-awaited soul mate.

But ladies, if you are looking for potential lovers, be sure to come to a place where your standards meet someone.

An online poll having 15,000 women made the Germans the worst lovers of the world. According to the respondents, the Germans were “too smelly.”

THE WORLD’s WORST LOVERS

Bad odorGerman men were considered to have a bad body smell, English men were finger-pointed as the ones who let the women do all the work while at bed, at the same time as Swedish men are the ones who are too immediate to finish in bed.

On the other hand, men from Holland were considered to be too rough while having sex, Americans were accused of being the ones who are too control-freak between the bed covers and Greeks, according to the girls, are too sloppy.

Scottish guys are too loud, Turkish men are too sweaty and men from Wales are too selfish.

The tenth places are the hairy men –the Russians.

EYE OPENER

The online poll website said that the results serve as eye-openers for the men around the world. The results of this poll are also a help for the women who go around the world to look for possible partners and lovers.

WORLD’s WORST LOVERS

RANK

COUNTRY

REASON

1

Germany

too smelly

2

England

too lazy

3

Sweden

too quick

4

Holland

too dominating

5

America

too rough

6

Greece

to sloppy

7

Wales

too selfish

8

Scotland

too loud

9

Turkey

too sweaty

10

Russia

too hairy

WORLD’S BEST LOVERS

RANK

COUNTRY

1

Spain

2

Brazil

3

Italy

4

France

5

Ireland

6

South Africa

7

Australia

8

New Zealand

9

Denmark

10

Canada

 

THE PUBLIC EYE

Turkish are too sweatyHere are the comments of the people who have heard –and read –of the results of this poll. These comments are from different perspectives.

“What?? Spaniards are the lousiest lovers ever! They only do it every 2 weeks!! And you have to ask them to shower and brush their teeth first. Everybody knows that the best are Italians, Brazilians and French. Just try.”

-Rosy

“I am not a German, nor have I dated any Germans. However, I have a few male pals from Germany that I am rather fond of, and I can assure you I have not detected an offensive smell from any of them. What I have observed from these guys are decency, self-discipline, intelligence and class. One of my German friends even takes troubled, fatherless teens under HIS charitable wing to mentor. He has a wife and family of his own, but he still gives his time. What do you do — besides insult people who are not of your ethnicity? Your FOUL song leaves me to believe you possess none of these qualities. There are folks with a natural talent for humor, and there are IDIOTS. Guess which I think you? I certainly hope you are not representative of all Malaysian women. My advices… keep your day job. Leave the song-writing to men and women who actually possess talent.”

- Branda

 “I don’t know why people love ranking nationalities so much.  As if as an individual you were capable of doing a realistic survey of any nationality.  All I’ve got to say about this is “grow up

-Xanga

“Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German, and it is all organized by the Italians.”

-Cranberry

Looking for a potential guy“Americans are one of the worst. Of course, I think America is one of the most sex starved countries, what with all the puritanical cultist head job crap they keep programming everyone with. I noticed no Asian countries on the list. I’ve been in Japan for the last year, and the women here seem very introverted, and completely uninterested in anything social or sexual. Just my observation.”

-Q

So, ladies, you have it there, here are the list of the bests and the worsts when it comes to lovers. It’s going to be your choice on what nationality you would choose, or what country you will go to look for probable lovers.

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